Inconceivable!

I was in a bad need of a shave today, but as I lathered my face with my favorite shaving cream my long hair (that I'm growing out for Locks of Love) kept falling into my face and hence getting in the way of my razor. As I pulled my hair back I thought "hmmm, I bet I could have a pony tail by this point." Holy shit, I am now officially ready to play the Princes Bride. I never thought...